As the opening weekend of the EPL coincides with what is shaping up to be the best season of Game of Thrones to date, I figured it would be the perfect time to envision what a Westerosi soccer team would look like. I decided to go with a 4-3-3 formation, and came up with the … Continue reading The Game of Thrones Soccer Lineup You Didn’t Know You Needed
We have made it through a barren summer without soccer, passed through countless transfer sagas, watched some crap CONCACAF, and now we've finally made it back to the promise land of the premier league. As the season starts today, I thought I'd be as last minute as possible and put out my predictions for the … Continue reading An EPL Preview in Emojis
Delivering this week's breaking news in the world of soccer, complete with entirely reasonable takes One of the big storylines this week is that Barca are readying a $120M bid for Coutinho. After letting Neymar go for a record fee, they are like everyone else when payday hits, they ball the fuck out, Coutinho is … Continue reading Teaking News Week of 8/7/17
It's mid-summer, which means we are officially balls-deep in Thrones season. It's the best time of the year, but after a while all the takes and predictions for each episode can get a little stale. Luckily summer is also a bit of a dead zone sports wise, which is why it's the perfect time to … Continue reading The Game of Thrones Basketball Lineup You Didn’t Know You Needed
Basically every local newspaper has some kind of Police Log, a place where police activity is kept on record to keep the community informed. This information includes all the traffic stops, arrests, and absolutely all the wild 911 calls and complaints that a white small conservative stuffy town Marblehead has to offer. I am here … Continue reading MarbleheadPolice Log Roundup 4-15-17
Before you go to a new restaurant, you probably go to Yelp to check out what other people have to say about it. You probably also notice how a lot of the reviews are from whiny assholes who just love to complain. When these people get too big for their britches, sometimes you gotta clap back by reviewing their review.